An oldie, but a goodie

I found this podcast script from 2008.

It’s dated a bit, but I still like this:

The unreserved bank of new Zealand has raised the disinterest rate to a record high 98 percent. The rise is a function of Increased rates of advertising, political pigswill and facile media reporting in the face of ongoing imports of bland globalised culture and negative motivational gearing going forward. The disinterest rate is an indexed measure of consumer prices over time multiplied by a proportional weighting factor the price of a glass of beer.

Beat script 2008
The first ever beat radio show pilot was in 2008